Top 11 Funny New Year Quotes & Quotations!
Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 2007
by Joe Waters
If you're looking for a list of hilarious, unforgettable and Funny New Year Quotes...look no further. As we celebrate the holiday season and prepare for the New Year, I think it's extremely important to keep a good sense of humor. After all, it's been said many times that laughter is the best medicine.
Having said that, I have compiled this list of Funny New Year Quotes to help you ring in the New Year. As you look back on the past year, and begin to look forward to the new one, I am sure you will find a New Year quote in this list that will put a smile on your face! Enjoy these hilarious New Years Quotes!
Top 11 Funny New Year Quotes
New Year Quotes #1
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Joey Adams
New Year Quotes #2
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Author Unknown
New Year Quotes #3
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Eric Zorn
New Year Quotes #4
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P. J. ORourke
New Year Quotes #5
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
New Year Quotes #6
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Author Unknown
New Year Quotes #7
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan
New Year Quotes #8
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Author Unknown
New Year Quotes #9
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
John Selden
New Year Quotes #10
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
F.M. Knowles
New Year Quotes #11
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)Joe is such a wonderful personality who knows how to get what it takes to make others laugh. Joe, just keep people laughing and so get their wounds healed.
Liked all of these Joe- they gave me a moments chuckle.....I'll add it to my other moments, and I'll be chuckling for hours!-.Thanks- Always- Ella
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